It had been almost six months since my divorce and although I was lonely I
still forced myself to keep from letting anyone get close to me again. After
working the same job in a local hospital for the past 15 years I had
established many friendships among my co-workers but even they were unable to
really understand how I felt. It wasn't until a new employee started working in
my department that I began to find myself contemplating a relationship once
more. Kelly was a tall and beautiful red head with a demeanor unlike anything
he had seen before. Quiet most of the time yet aggressive beyond reproach when
faced with situations involving her patient's health and well being. Her caring
attitude was unlike any other nurse I knew before her. It was as though she
actually worked for the satisfaction and not the pay that made her so
different. Untouched by the frustration of administrative decisions and patient
loads, she always found time to spend with her patients no matter how busy
things became on her unit. Her patients were themselves the best example of her
dedication. Each of them possessing by far both the greatest attitudes as well
as much shorter recovery times than any other group within the hospital. Could
it be that her love for her job and her patient's health actually helped speed
their recovery I wondered?
For several months I tried to gain the courage to ask her out for dinner. The
thought of being rejected now weighed more heavily than ever on my mind.
Instead of a direct approach I decided to put in for a transfer to her floor so
that I could get to know her better professionally before attempting a personal
relationship. My career in medicine had begun as a technician and orderly in
the critical care unit. I wanted to go back to school to get my nursing degree
but my wife was constantly discouraging me and insisting that I be satisfied
with what I was. Now after many years I was actually the head of non licensed
assisting personnel for the hospital and made as much if not more than a
beginning nurse which gave me even less of a desire to start over again.
In my first few weeks on the fifth floor, I worked diligently to learn the
ropes. Having spent many years in critical care, it was difficult for me to
adjust to the pace of a surgical recovery unit. The unit was divided into two
separate wings. One wing was used for medical and general surgical patients
such as appendectomy and gallbladder surgeries and the other was designated for
the postoperative orthopedic patients. It was decided that I would orient in
both units but I was soon assigned to the orthopedic wing due to my mechanical
aptitude and easy understanding of traction and other such equipment they used.
On my last day of orientation the charge nurse asked me into her office for a
short appraisal on my orientation and then proceeded to make me an offer I just
couldn't refuse. I have been talking to Kelly she began, and she has asked me
if it would be possible to assign you to her schedule now that you are finished
with your training. She is obviously impressed with your abilities Bill she
continued, and till now has found fault with the majority of personnel that she
has worked with. If you are interested in committing to at least six months on
her schedule we will also be willing to reward you with an additional pay
incentive as well.
It took no more than 10 seconds for me to answer and accept my new position.
Once I had agreed to stay, Kelly was also asked to come into the office. This
is Kelly Hart my supervisor Michelle said as Kelly reached out and shook my
hand. She is one of the finest nurses we have on this wing and I think that the
two of you will work well together. After introducing myself, I thought to
myself that the decision I had made was probably the best thing to happen to me
in years. Now with that out of the way, I would also like to introduce the two
of you to someone else that admires your dedication here at the hospital as
well. Dr Jones would you please come into my office she said through the open
door. Walking into the room was a petite young blonde wearing a full-length
white lab coat. Dr Jones has been doing some research on our patient population
and is about to unveil a new project that has been in the development stages
now for several months. Would you care to explain your program to Bill and
Kelly Dr Jones she asked? I certainly would she replied after a short pause. My
colleagues and I are in the process of opening a new outpatient surgical center
in a neighboring community and have asked the hospital to recommend staffing
solutions for our new facility. It would seem that they have chosen the two of
you due in part to your dedication and knowledge as well as Kelly's unique
quality, which tends to shorten patient stays following difficult procedures by
more than 50%. Now let me get to the point she said with a hurried tone. What I
am proposing for the two of you is that you begin working with my group on the
interior design of our facility and once completed you consider coming to work
there full time. The financial rewards will far exceed your expectations and
the work will be very rewarding as well. Here is a business plan that I would
like the two of you to review, and I would like to meet with you both at 7pm
tonight at the address written on the back of the plan. Dress casual and bring
your appetite because the dining is fabulous. With that Dr Jones had left
almost as fast as she had entered the room. Our meeting was adjourned at about
the same time as our shifts had ended and we both just stood there looking at
each other in total surprise.
As we left for our lockers Kelly stopped me in the hall and asked if I would
like to travel to the meeting together with her later that evening and so she
and I made arraignments for her to pick me up from my house at about five
o'clock. On my way home I could not help but wonder about the days events. I
was excited about the new opportunity and only wished I had someone to share it
with. After showering and changing clothes I waited with anticipation for
Kelly's arrival. She arrived promptly at five and stayed in her car while I
gathered my briefcase for the meeting and locked up the house. On the way to
dinner we engaged mostly in small talk and discussed the offer between us
extensively. Kelly seemed even more excited over the prospect than I did. She
almost appeared nervous at the very thought of the upcoming meeting with Dr
Jones. I on the other hand felt interested but with some reservations,
especially about leaving the hospital environment that I was so accustomed to.
After a wonderful dinner lasting over two hours Dr Jones began for the first
time addressing the reason for the meeting. We have received a grant to study
new techniques of fracture management both surgical and non-surgical she said.
The clinic will be the first of it's kind to actually manage complicated
fractures on both an outpatient and a limited inpatient basis. With your help
in the design process I believe we can eventually present hard data showing the
benefits of our system. It combines a holistic approach to patient management,
which combines the normal medical treatment plan with a personal, spiritual, as
well as an emotional component, which is very hard to measure much less,
produce. All that I really need from the two of you is your commitment for the
next six months. The hospital has agreed to allow each of you to be on a
temporary leave of absence while we do the research. You will still be paid and
receive your benefit package from the hospital but will also receive an
additional check from our group. If you're interested in the proposal, all I
have to do is make a phone call and your immediately working with us. So what
do you two thinks? After a moment of silence Kelly spoke up and said in a
positive voice, "We'll take it". I sat there just nodding my head and
in a mild voice said, "sounds like fun" That settles it then said Dr
Jones as she raised her glass to ours. Tomorrow you can meet me at the center;
here's a map and directions for the office. If you have any problems feel free
to give me a call. My numbers are on the back of the direction sheet and I can
be reached 24 hours a day. She then excused herself and suggested we get some
sleep before morning because we had a busy day planned.
Bright and early the next morning I called my supervisor to notify her of my
decision. I already heard that you accepted the job said Michelle. Dr Jones
called about an hour ago. Congratulations! She said. We will miss the two of
you around here but I expect to be keeping an eye on your progress. I'll keep
you up to date I said before thanking her for the opportunity and then hanging
up the phone. It was about a forty five-minute drive in to the orthopedic
clinic so I left a few minutes early to avoid any embarrassment from being late
on my first day. As I pulled into the parking lot I noticed that Kelly's as
well as Dr Jones's car was already there. Once in the building I was struck by
the fact that there seemed to be no sign of construction work taking place at
all. For all practical appearances the building was completed with the finest
of detail. What possible help in the design process could I be if it were
already complete I wondered. Just then I saw Kelly sitting in another room and
she motioned me over to her location. Once inside I was also greeted by another
woman named Gretchen who introduced herself as Dr Jones's secretary. We were
both given a stack of forms to fill out and sign for the payroll department and
once completed with that task I was asked to follow Gretchen down the hall to
meet Dr Jones. I was led to an exam room where she explained that I would be
getting a physical exam and blood test in order to qualify for the job. It's
just a preliminary screen to make sure that you're not suffering from any
diseases and that you're not taking any Illegal drugs. There are gowns in the
closet she said, and you can put your clothes on the chair in the corner. A few
minutes later there was a knock at the door. Are you decent the voice said
before the door opened? Yes but a little bit chilly in this paper gown I
replied. Dr Jones entered the room with a nurse at her side. This is Kathy she
said as she stepped in. Sorry about all the confusion concerning the physical
exam. I forgot to tell you that it was required by the foundation that has
offered the grant money for the study. They have a really strict policy for
research subjects. So then let's just get this thing over with as quickly as
possible. Kathy will be drawing a blood sample for the lab and leaving a
heparin lock in your arm so that we can recheck your blood sugar after lunch.
After I'm through with your physical exam and we have you scheduled for a
pulmonary function test, which is done just two doors down the hall. They will
explain that test to you in just a few minutes. Dr Jones began what turned out
to be a normal physical exam or screening like the ones you would get for pre
employment testing. Within about fifteen minutes she left the room while Kathy
drew my blood and inserted the IV catheter in the back of my hand. When all was
done she asked me to follow her to the pulmonary lab where she would be giving
me instructions for the next test.
This test she went on, is primarily designed to measure the volume and overall
function of your lungs and is helpful in determining early effects of disease
of the respiratory system. All of our research subjects are subjected to this
same test when they enter the program. I was asked to take a seat in a chair
where electrodes were attached to my chest arms and temples and a braided
series of wires were connected to the electrodes and then to a small portable
monitor. Then while carrying the monitor, Kathy led me across the room to a
strange looking Plexiglas cabinet that appeared to be designed for someone to
sit inside. She opened a door on the front of the cabinet and had me climb
inside. I know this thing looks small she said with a smile but you'll fit just
fine. What we'll be doing is connecting you to some additional sensors and
closing the door to the cabinet with you inside. The dimensions of the cabinet
are of exact specification and it allows us to measure the exact diameter that
your chest expands with each breath that you take. Now once you're inside,
every movement you make displaces the air in the chamber and we measure the
displacement and subtract it from the total capacity of the cabinet and viola,
we have our exact specifications. Now while you're in the chamber you will be
breathing through a special tube that allows air only from outside the chamber
to enter and leave your lungs. If at any time you feel anxious during the test
all you have to do is motion me and we can stop the test and open the door.
Kathy then placed a tight fitting elastic cap over the back of my head that
fastened with Velcro straps beneath my chin. Several smaller straps dangled
down from the cap in front of my face and she explained that they would be used
to secure the tube and other instruments for the test. Next I was given a
mouthpiece and asked to insert it between my teeth just like the protective
guard that's used in football. Once in place I was instructed to bite down as
hard as I could on the soft rubber block while she secured 4 of the straps
hanging from the cap to the mouthpiece. She had me sit straight up in the
cabinet as she slowly began to close the door. This is where it gets a little
tricky she began you will only be able to breath through your mouth for this
test so I am going to put this soft clip on your nose to prevent you from
getting any air from anywhere else. As the door was nearly closed she then
connected a short tube that was coming through the cabinet door to the
mouthpiece I was biting on before closing me completely within the cabinet.
Although the cabinet was made of clear Plexiglas I started to feel a little
uncomfortable from just being enclosed in such a small space. OK she said this
is the last step. She picked up a wide piece of Plexiglas from the counter. It
had a wide groove running right through the center of it and appeared to be
about as wide as the cabinet. She began sliding it through a slot in the front
door of the cabinet, at about the height of my shoulders until it effectively
crossed under my chin and locked in place behind my head. Although padded
around the edges it's snug fit made me feel quite uncomfortable. Just a couple
more minutes she said and we will be able to get started. She turned a few
knobs and pressed a few buttons and the cabinet began to pressurize. Then my
breathing became easier as fresh air began flowing through the tube attached to
my mouthpiece. I can handle this I quietly thought to myself. But only if it's
quick because just the thought of being in this confined space is enough to
drive a person crazy.
Kathy pressed a button on the console of her equipment and spoke into the
microphone as the test was starting. We're ready with subject number one doctor
she said with a grin. About a minute later the door opened and in stepped Dr
Jones. Then to my surprise just behind her walked Kelly and then Michelle. Now
that's a research subject Kelly said with a smile. It took about a minute for
me to start questioning what they were all doing in the same room together but
within that time they began to explain themselves for my benefit. My first
reaction was to spit out the mouthpiece which by then I found to be securely
affixed within my mouth by the straps Kathy had applied. I then reached up with
my hands to yank the tube from my mouth only to be prevented from reaching
above my shoulders by the additional Plexiglas shield that Kathy had inserted
just below my neck. I soon discovered that trying to free myself was of no
benefit. Dr. Jones then stepped up to the cabinet and peered down at me through
the glass. I know what you're probably thinking by now she said with a grin.
Unfortunately you really have no clue at all as to what has just occurred or
even about what will occur next. You see she replied the assistance that you
will be giving us for this research is really something quite different than
you had imagined. You are going to become our first test subject. Dr Jones then
motioned for Kathy who then came over to the console and began making
additional adjustments to the machine. I became frantic as I detected a sweet
smelling odor being introduced through the tube in my mouth. My eyes began to
blur within seconds and I began feeling as though I was about to pass out.
Don't worry Kelly said with an evil grin. You're going to get a little sleepy
from the gas I am administering but you won't be passing out. We sure wouldn't
want you to miss out on all the fun that we have planned for you. You'll be
getting plenty of sleep after your first treatment this morning and believe me,
That'll be the one thing that you will be the most grateful for.
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